We can't spend our lives waiting to live

My name is Lyra and I'm the Captain of the Fancy Pirates.

Self obsessed, self loathing, misanthropist.

Tim McIlrath is my Savior.

Luffy is my King.

If I'm not obsessed with it, I probably couldn't bring myself to give any kind of fuck.

I have too much time on my hands and an unhealthy obsession with Rise Against and One Piece.

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elf-guts:

Same

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• James: Whatcha doing?
• Me: Texting Dusty.. asking what his eye color is.
• James: They're green.
• Me: ...
• Dusty text 30 minutes later: ...green.
• Me: ...

i don’t know what part of ‘don’t try and cheer me up please leave me alone’ James isn’t getting but..

• James: Lets go to the zoo!
• Me: But I don't support the exploitation of animals for entertainment...
• James: I'll pay for you! I really want to go!
• Me: But..

• James: What do you want to do today?
• Me: Eat.

• Me: I will after this.
• James: 'After' this on Tumblr is like.. 3 hours.

When people tell you they love you, but still force you into situations that will make or are currently making you cry..

James made homemade fried pickles! 

Or well he tried too.. Poor thing.

They are all burned but I’m still eating them because a fried pickle is a fried pickle and I will never turn one away.

threebeansalamander:

When I say I hate everyone and you say “you hate me?” in a whiny voice,  I especially hate you.